Biography of artists of a crooked mirror

He can capture the viewer from the first seconds, while as if doing nothing special. How did you, yesterday's student managed to get this position? At the Leningrad Metal Plant, I graduated from the institute. At the factory, I began my journey from a milling mill at 17 years old before the master of the workshop. At first, the turbine shovels milled, then he worked as an assistant to the master on the assembly of turbines, was a technician at the design bureau and gradually dear to the master.

Photo: Instagram. Mikhail Smirnov on the right with colleagues in a humorous workshop photo: Instagram. Mikhail Smirnov on the right with colleagues in the humorous workshop - your surname and bright appearance did not raise questions among your subordinates of workers? Everyone wondered - where did I come from. Why with such a person and suddenly the surname Smirnov. In fact, this is not a pseudonym, but my real name.

My ancestors on the male line were mostly military, everyone served in the Russian, then the Soviet Army and fought. And I was named in honor of my mother’s brother, did he die in m. And the last name? One of my long -standing ancestor was a recruit in the tsarist army under Nicholas the First. Then the Jews were taken from the towns and sent to the army for 25 years, and they had only nicknames, and they received the surname already in the service.

So we got the surname Smirnov. I'll tell you the story that happened once. I wrote out alcohol for the whole workshop. We had to wipe some details with this alcohol, and we wiped, but something, of course, always had. Once on New Year's Eve, they offered me to drink these remains with them. But then I did not know how to drink alcohol and taught me. I will not tell the technology, but the effect was terrible.

In general, at 10 o’clock in the evening of December 31, I hardly left the trolleybus, barely reached the house and slept all the New Year. I also invited the girl to visit, who eventually met a holiday with me sleeping. Now I can say one thing - I am not friends with alcohol at all. What could be pulled from your factory? Drag everything and everything. Through the passage, they carried and transferred through the fence.

When Andropov came to power, the entire fence around the perimeter was lubricated with a lubricant. Once I climbed so and was smeared. But that evening I could not stand anything, I just had to have time for a concert. In the end, when I was 25 years old, the foreman says to me: "Misha, run from here, you will disappear like me." And I left, became a teacher of labor at school, as I loved to work with my hands.

They brought up mom, grandparents. Once, the guys in the courtyard made pistols from plywood, and I ran to my mother and began to ask for a machine gun. I then went to first grade. And my mother began to strict my PPSh assault rifle. What she was able to get it. I saw him and burst into tears. Then I decided that I myself would make pistols, machine guns and everything else.

A little later they bought instruments for me, and in the 3rd grade I already made miracles from a tree. And I made a kitchen to my mother, by the way, she still uses her. The surname Smirnov, the ancestor of the artist received a photo in the army: Instagram. The name of the artist received the last name Smirnov in the army - when did you decide to tie up with the proletariat and devote yourself to art?

I wanted to go to the theater right after school, but my mother was afraid that I would fail and would be taken into the army. Then there was Afghanistan, and I understood that I had to go to the factory. I still do not know whether it is good or not, that I gave it to this business eight years. And even at the factory to the night shifts, I wrote humorous stories, sang at the choir of the Institute of Culture and performed at the jazz club.

But we just stood and sang, but I wanted to do something interesting. And I decided to go to study. At the theater institute, for directing was just accepted in the presence of the first education. And on the next cleaning of potatoes, I came up with how to conquer the selection committee. Well, remember, spring, winter, he fought everything with geneticists.

And I decided that in our time it would sound humorously, and learned a few paragraphs. I was not mistaken, the selection committee fired with laughter, and I acted the first time. She will play you like that, you will never understand where the truth is, where is fiction. Awesome actress. At first, I thought that she had been hiding her age in every possible way, and only a few years later I found out that at that time she was already a certified teacher in solfeggio.

Our first study with her at the Theater Institute was for two. We played two scared. As a director, I came up with the following story: “Two scarecases stand and scare the raven. They are ugly and scary. Suddenly they notice each other and instantly transform, and try to approach. Since they are dug, they do not succeed, and one scarecrow falls. At this moment, the second, due to lost sympathy again becomes nasty.

The performance was very successful and after that Lena respected me. Lyuba is an artist of ballet, the most amazing, the most beautiful, incredibly talented. They say about these: you can’t take your eyes off. At the same time, she had an amazing sense of humor. I perceived it as a person. I looked at her and sadly understood that nothing was shining here.Because I have always been very skeptical of my appearance and believed that I could not even approach such a girl.

We went on tour together - I glanced, licked and nothing more. Several years passed and somehow I went on the subway and saw it. I began to entertain her in every way and invited her to my performance. So everything started. In a popular show, the actor plays intellectuals. In the photo with Alexander Morozov. I'll just call the friends of the artists! And it was a catastrophic mistake.

This, as I once in my youth called all my familiar girls for my birthday and thought how fun we would be. But each of these girls had views on me and did not understand what everyone else was doing here. And I had no views for anyone, I just wanted to arrange a fun holiday, but I got a disaster. So at my wedding I planned to give a microphone to my friend, and everything was supposed to go like clockwork.

But my friend began to celebrate my wedding long before she began and did not come to the wedding. The guests were sitting, the holiday began, and I realized - there is no one to take the microphone. So I turned out to be a tamada at my own wedding, and the first toast was for the groom. An interesting case occurred after the wedding. We came home at three in the morning, got tired madly, and my grandfather hung the clock when he was gone, I stopped them.

It was a trophy watch from Germany with a pendulum and battle. We are sitting with anyone, and suddenly this watch, which I stopped 12 years before, began to beat. We struck 12 times and stopped. I then understood once again - all of ours are with us. Now more and more free. We did not have much time to look for ourselves. I knew if I miss two weeks between leaving the plant and entering a new job, then I will have a working experience, which means that I will have less pension.